Simon Cowell Wipes Himself with Black Toilet Paper

On Tuesday, Sweet Revenge: The Intimate Life of Simon Cowell will hit bookstores (aka Kindles) everywhere. Tom Bower’s unauthorized biography of the former American Idol judge promises many salacious details into Cowell’s life. What are they? You might want to sit down for this one.

Cowell wipes his ass with black toilet paper! Like, what? This is one of those details that is simultaneously mundane and weird-as-hell. Which is kind of Cowell’s M.O., anyway, so perhaps it fits well into his fabulous, black toilet paper-using life.

Oh, Cowell also reportedly bought a $5 million Beverly Hills house as a parting gift to ex-fiancee Mezhgan Hussainy, but who cares? Black toilet paper! [via Gawker]

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