Heidi Klum & Seal Set to Divorce

Horrors! The A-list watching world has been rocked. Heidi Klum and Seal are dunzo. They were married six whole years, which in the Kardashian-esque time warp that celebrity marriage vows are measured in is equivalent to a millennium.  You can almost hear the echoes of ‘How could this be?’ ring out from tabloid offices and supermarket aisles into the empty, hollow, loveless air.

The couple, who renew their wedding vows yearly with wacky themes like trailer park or masquerade, are expected to officially filed divorce papers in L.A. County Superior Court next week with Heidi citing ‘irreconcilable differences,’ reports TMZ.  One day you’re in, the next day you’re out.

Who will Heidi partner with for her Halloween costumes?  Will Seal resume some semblance of a career?  And lastly, what about their 4 kids (3 biological, one adopted by Seal from Heidi’s previous relationship)?

Cue "Kiss from a Rose" and ponder the sad fact that all flowers must wilt or you know, just use this as an excuse to dig out your old CD collection because it’s actually a pretty decent song. 

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