Patrick Dempsey’s Adventurous Finish

imageAnother day, another celeb shilling stinky scent. The latest to smell up magazines will be Patrick (“Can’t Buy Me Love”) Dempsey, who’s pitching an Avon scent called “Unscripted” with the tagline, “Follow Your Passion.” Randy! Daring! Due on shelves in November, the cologne’s press release waxes poetic: “it has a woody green scent that expresses the freedom of the open road with fresh, aromatic cardamom and invigorating cracked black peppercorn. At the heart, a sensual mix of fig and crisp lavender enrich the experience with a warm, sophisticated texture. The drydown reveals an unusual twist — a bold blend of exclusive leatherwood and patchouli heart wrapped in earthy vetiver and rich musk for an authentic, adventurous finish.”

Drydown? Musk? Sensual? Vetiver? I can’t tell if that makes me horny or hungry. Maybe both? Anyway, Avon is really psyched. “We are so excited to offer consumers around the world a glimpse into Patrick’s passion for life through this new premium fragrance,” says Avon’s prexy. “Patrick is one of the most respected, talented and successful actors of our generation.” And he also has a warm, sophisticated texture of his own.

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