By the Power of Sting’s Beard
Are beards back in style? The frontman for the Police says yes, indeed. Not only are beards back in style, but Sting claims his own facial growth has increased his sexual allure. For a man who once gleefully overshared about his marathon tantric sex sessions, further sexing might seem superfluous. Nevertheless, Sting will finish his Police reunion tour tonight at New York’s Madison Square Garden still sporting the scruff. Will he shave after the tour? No way! “The ladies love it,” he told reporters. More importantly, his wife is a fan of the graybeard as well. Looks like Sting’s going for a trim Short Boxed Beard, but he could always segue into an Old Dutch or, with discipline, a French Fork.