Chris Brown Announces He ‘Owns’ Rihanna’s Pussy

Chris Brown grabbed a microphone from a DJ and shared his highly sought-after relationship tips with a club.

 

The singer, who punched and strangled his girlfriend Rihanna in a vicious 2009 attack, told the audience at Emerson Theater in Hollywood on Thursday morning that the key to harmony is any straight relationship is for the girl to know who owns her pussy: her boyfriend. TMZ has video of Dr. Phil himself advising:

"Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female. If you’re not an insecure n***a and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. You gotta say that one thing to her and I made this shit up, [sings] don’t make me have to tell you again, that that’s my pussy baby! It’s mine babe, babe, mine. Don’t make me have to tell you again, that that’s my pussy, baby. It’s mine, girl, it’s mine, girl, it’s mine. … so you better not give it away! So every person in this motherfucking building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that shit to her, or she might fuck another n***a."

In other news, Ryan Seacrest has reported that Rihanna is planning to take a year-long break from the music industry to make her terrible personal decisions in private. 

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