Let’s Blow This Hot Dog Stand: Trojan Gives Away Free Vibrators

Sex-starved humans of New York City rejoice: today and tomorrow only, Trojan will be handing out 100% free vibrators to usher in their new products: 5,000 units of the Tri-Phoria (retail value $40) and 5,000 of the Pulse (retail value  $30). Even better: they’ll be dispensing it from oh-so-double-entendre-welcoming hot dog carts, which they’ve renamed “Pleasure Carts,” emblazoned with the orgasmic phrases that scream “Getcha Vibes Here!” and “Relish the moment?” I’ll take two, hold the mustard, please.

Here’s a handy chart that’ll help you find the, um, treasure, courtesy of Gothamist:

Supposedly, the goal behind the 10,000 vibe giveaway is to make the vibrator akin to a hot dog. “What we’re doing is taking something like a hot dog cart that is so everyday and so mainstream and we’re showing people that vibrators are mainstream,” said Bruce Weiss, vice prez of marketing at Trojan. To which I must ask, can I get a dildo with my Mr. Softee vanilla cone? 

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