The Antidote to Johnny Depp’s Current Hair Color
So you saw Johnny Depp’s new battery acid-bleached hair, yes? It’s just like, why are you doing this, Johnny?
Did the photo make you as sad as it made me? That is why I think it’s important to take this moment and turn it into a positive. What better time than now, really, to take a look at Johnny and Kate Moss, or Johnny and Winona. Any photo where Johnny’s lookin’ fiiiiine, really. So breathe and scroll. I promise you’ll feel better.
It’s gonna be okay.