One Direction, 100 Bodyguards
Just how popular is British boyband sensation One Direction? According to the Daily Mail, the group will be flanked by no less than 100 bodyguards during an upcoming appearance in Dallas, Texas–and the whole thing is only set to last 45 minutes!
Yes, that’s 20 bodyguards per bandmember. And yes, that is the sound of unhip insignificance currently wafting over the rest of us.