Lady Gaga Passes Judgment on Kanye West
Out Lady of the Immaculate Penis, Lady Gaga: tell us what to think about Kanye West. You recently canceled an engagement with him due to “artistic differences.” But why? Luckily, Gags gave everyone a collective sigh of relief — and also helped further our “One-Cocked Lady on the Sassy Knoll” theory — when she finally gave the world her moral pronouncement on Kanye West, making the situation slightly more clear than it was yesterday. The verdict?
Via MTV, her Holy-nis explained the following to the Today Show’s fourth hour resident booze-hound, Hoda Kotb:
It’s true the tour is canceled. He’s going to take a break, but the good news is I am not. Everyone makes mistakes and it’s important to forgive one another … And it was certainly unfortunate, but he is a good person and I think it’s important to stand by your friends.
BOOM. Gaga’s okay with Kanye’s big swingin’ ego, so long as he gets the help we all know he needs. In the Church of St. Gaga, every Yeezy deserve forgiveness. And now you know.