It’s Hard to Believe, But Even Justin Bieber Has a Butt
I know that many of you believe that Justin Bieber is possibly a robot, perhaps just made out of plastic material resembling real human skin, and is just a money-making machine for a small group of anti-abortion Canadians. One might assume he looks like a Ken doll down there: no unsavory organs, no evidence of a GI system. Oh, you thought wrong, my friend, and I can prove it.
As you can see below, even Justin Bieber, that tiny, twinky, megastar of a human, has a butt. And lo, the singer has shown it off on Instagram with a now-deleted picture captured over the weekend. According to Us Weekly, it was all one big joke:
Bieber’s manager, Scooter Braun, joked about the picture via Twitter. As a prankster you have to respect another good prank," he wrote. "Only makes sense. #crackdealer. Bieber’s succinct reply: "Haha."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, he is so good at jokes! #crackdealer (What?) Anyway, here’s a third of Justin Bieber’s ass. Try to keep your hats on, folks.
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