Your New Mistress: Michelle “Bombshell” McGee
If you thought Catwoman was the worst an Oscar curse could dish out, then consider Michelle “Bombshell” McGee — the first mistress in a long time that doesn’t belong to Tiger Woods. How refreshing! McGee is claiming that she was having an affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, while the actress was doing some Oscar-winning acting in Atlanta on the set of The Blind Side. According to In Touch, who broke the story, James made McGee think that he and Bullock were separated, and she would have never slept with him if she knew his true marital status. Never! Because that would be wrong. From a woman who’s Twitter handle is EvilCunt, that kind of self-victimization is a little tough to swallow.
The real victim in all this is Sandra Bullock of course, who not only had to come tumbling down from her Oscar high (which we’re told lasts about 14 days max), but now has to contend with the fact that maybe it was her nonstop work schedule that drove her man into the arms of another woman. That, or his tattoo fetish. James was formerly married to the pornstar Janine Lindemulder, who, like Ms. McGee, has a shitload of tats (and again, like McGee, is pursuing work in the tattoo industry). Bullock also canceled her appearance at the London premiere of The Blind Side due to “unforeseen personal reasons,” according to a statement from Warner Bros.
As for McGee, her website has now crashed, so congrats for that. She used to tweet daily, but hasn’t done so in days, and Jesse James, also an avid tweeter, canceled his account. On MySpace, McGee is getting some much-needed support from her friend, Tiffany Cache:
Ooooh michelle, welcome to the shit show, don’t worry about a thing, ill bring over all my trucker hats and big sunglasses to hide u from the paparazzi, or u can just walk behind my big ass when we go out! Loves ya!!