Super Bowl Brings Out the Skinny in Chris Evans

While everyone seems to be focusing on the standouts from yesterday’s big show — That flubbed anthem! That botched halftime show! That force-feeding starlet! — they’ve managed to overlook the most remarkable moment of the six-hour orgy of sport, consumerism, and celebrity that is the Super Bowl telecast: Skinny Chris Evans!

In what can only be described as a feat of amazing technological wizardry, the 30-second trailer for Marvel’s Captain America gave us a glimpse of the hero before he becomes the hero, and it’s really weird. We’ve long thought Evans to be the owner of the most succulent pecs in Hollywood, and seeing him stripped of those tectonic plates is jarring. (No worries, he gets them back pretty quickly.) Chris Evans is no Christian Bale, so don’t think he he starved himself in the name of authenticity. This is the cutting edge of CGI, working to make an Adonis look all Clay Aiken-y, and for some odd reason, we’re absolutely mesmerized. Below is all the Skinny-Chris-Evans porn your fragile mind can handle, so shut those doors and get to work.

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