Oh, Good Friday: Here Are the Ten Hottest Jesuses
If I’ve learned anything from Hollywood, it’s this: Jesus was a hottie. There’ve been hundreds of actors throughout the years who have donned the robes and the wigs and the fake beards to play our Lord and Savior, but only a select few could be singled out as being the hottest Jesuses in cinematic history. So on this Good Friday, sit back and click through this slideshow of heavenly eye-candy. There are a lot of thin white dudes with light-colored eyes to feast upon here, just as God would have wanted. Hosanna, y’all!
Jeffrey Hunter, King of Kings (1961)
Max von Sydow, The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965)
Ted Neeley, Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Robert Powell, Jesus of Nazareth (1977)
Brian Deacon, Jesus (1979)
Chris Sarandon, The Day Christ Died (1980)
Willem Dafoe, The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)
Christian Bale, Mary, Mother of Jesus (1999)
Jeremy Sisto, Jesus (1999)
Jim Caviezel, The Passion of the Christ (2004)
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