No Fake Breasts in ‘Pirates of The Caribbean 4’

This is sad, sad news for Lisa Rinna fans. The former soap star will reportedly have to put her much-anticipated comeback on hold, after reports that casting agents for Pirates of the Caribbean 4 only want to hire women with real breasts for the film. The Post is reporting that a casting call was put out seeking “”beautiful female fit models. Must be 5ft7in-5ft8in, size 4 or 6, no bigger or smaller. Age 18-25. Must have a lean dancer body. Must have real breasts. Do not submit if you have implants.”

When it comes to spotting silicone, you’d think casting agents had X-ray vision, but part of the audition will include some kind of “jiggle test,” where the models will have to jump up and down, and the bouncier the better. Well, duh. (Meanwhile, they can practice here.) Someone with knowledge of the situation admits the other Pirates films used women with fake breasts to achieve “that 18th-century whorish look,” but that audiences are becoming more efficient in spotting imposters. We on the other hand, disagree—pirates movies are always more fun when silicone is involved. The evidence is below.

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