While speaking with astronaut Buzz Aldrin (what?), rocker Jack White reveals that he’s still pissed that he wasn’t recognized for playing an entire show with only one note. "[T]he Guinness book is a very elitist organization," he complains. "There’s nothing scientific about what they do." [Interview]

Why are TV show finales always so unsatisfying? (Ahem, Lost.) Here’s a thoughtful look. [AVClub]

It’s getting hot in here, Toros. Bring It On: The Musical is officially headed to Broadway. [EW]

New York bodegas are catching onto that sweet mommy porn rage that’s crippling the nation. [Anna Holmes]

Speaking of Fifty Shades of Grey, here’s a look at the penthouse where the smutty book takes place. [Curbed]

Even though Ashton Kutcher is currently filming one, Aaron Sorkin has announced that he’s working on "the definitive" Steve Jobs biopic. [Death & Taxes]

I’ll never understand fashion. Here is a very expensive beanie with a black veil. [The Gloss]

Here’s your single-serving Tumblr of the day. [Brad Pitt Eating Things]