I don’t want to be the kind of guy who actively makes fun of weddings (I already have four to go to this year in various part of the country, and as much as I love my dear friends I have to say that FOUR IS TOO MANY, and I bet they’ve all conspired against me). And, look, I love a theme party. But can’t we all agree that theme parties and weddings are two separate entities and those things should stay far, far, farrrrrrr away from each other? Because sometimes things get out of hand and suddenly you’re in a mermaid wedding dress and someone is combing your hair with a fork and your bridesmaids are dressed as Disney princesses and you’re being married by a guy in Mickey Mouse ears, and eventually someone is going to have to remind you that you are, in fact, an adult. 

[via The Knot]

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