It’s a rite of passage for president and poseur alike: an extended AMA (Ask Me Anything) session over on the landfill of pop culture called Reddit, perhaps more commonly known as the place BuzzFeed steals all its crappiest ideas from. Twitter genius Bret Easton Ellis touches down this afternoon at 3 p.m. EST, according to the author himself. Below, some ideas about what to ask him.
First off, don’t make the mistake of trying to engage him on the GLAAD rant
magazine yesterday and all that LGBT stuff—this is exactly what he’s expecting! Why else would he schedule the two things this way? Forget Lindsay Lohan and The Canyons
, too, that’s just free publicity for him. Ditch everything Gawker would be curious about. Instead you should really try to get under his skin about the one thing Bret never seems to really discuss: his wildly uneven books.
Oh, and not even American Psycho
. Instead you should ask him to “explain” all the Hamlet
allusions in Lunar Park
. “I was confused about why the family lives on Elsinore Lane? And shops at Ophelia Mall? Am I missing something?” Ask him why the vampires from The Informers
are immune to sunlight! Or ask why Imperial Bedrooms
is even called that instead of Less Than Zero 2
, which would have been so much cooler. Finally, ask whether it’s a printing error that makes your copy of The Rules of Attraction
start and end in mid-sentence. That should really get him going.