Postcards From Yo Momma. This Is Why You’re Fat. Save the Assistants. Yes, book deals have been going to blogs (and their respective bloggers). Luckily, nobody is going to be compiling the collected works of Ben and I anytime soon, lest they want a compendium of Sasha Grey fanboy porn (literally), bad jokes about the Beatrice Inn, and terrible cons to spike traffic to the site that turns tragedy into 13,000 pageviews. But we can almost assure you that we’ve found the next blog that will, in fact, get the book dollars and save the publishing industry once and for all.

Presenting Said in Bed. Yes, it’s the erotic version of “Overheard In New York,” but instead of crazed New Yorkers’ overheard conversations, these are (presumably, or at least: supposedly) real snippets of pre, mid, or post-coital conversation, replete with commentary from their respective quoters. A great example.

“What are you, my college boyfriend?”

Courtesy of: unexpected anal intrusion

We expect more good stuff where this came from.