You May As Well Watch This Four-Year-Old Girl Crying About The Election

We’re all pretty sick of the nauseating fog known as our political climate, particularly when it reaches peak stench and viscosity one week out from the day on which we cast our votes for president. But at least many of us understand what’s going on. Not so poor little Abigael, who is at her wits’ end.

Something in the tone of the horserace, one would think? Except apparently mom was listening to NPR in the car, which on any other day may would put a kid straight to sleep, where they’d dream about the color gray. Anyway, yes, this circus is almost over—at this point we can look forward to the conspiracy theories that will inevitably crop up around Obama’s decisive win.

Oh, and over at YouTube, already some adults have proudly proclaimed themselves to share Abigael’s stance on the polarized electorate. Congratulations, folks! You just admitted to being the lowest-info voters to ever elude interview on a CNN post-debate panel. I trust your nuanced understanding of governance and policy and am honored to share this country with you. 

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