The Strippers of Scores Rate President Obama’s Performance

It’s been roughly over 200 days since Barack Obama took office, and since then, he’s faced criticism from piggish buffoons and corpse-like wenches who just don’t get it. Every day we watch unattractive talking heads yappity yappiting about health care and beer summits, and it’s as painful to listen to them as it is to look at them. If someone’s going to talk smack about our president, they’d better be attractive. In order to help Obama get better looking critics, we combed the city in search of the best looks money can buy, and we found it at the newly revamped Scores. After the jump, find out what nine strippers-turned-pundits think about our Commander-in-chief.

Joey, 23

How long have you been at Scores? Almost 3 years.

Where do you like to go out in New York? M2, Pink Elephant. I love Asseteria for after hours on Sundays. It’s sick.

What do you think about the job Barack Obama is doing? I don’t care for Obama and I don’t care for McCain. They want to drop us into the fucking hole, but it’s not my fault because I didn’t vote for either of them. I don’t give a shit about either one of them, they don’t impress me. I want Clinton back.

Why’s that? Listen, it’s nobody’s fault, everybody’s got to catch a blowjob every now and then. It’s Hilary’s fault. She wasn’t taking care of her man.

What don’t you like about Obama? I’m not a racist at all, I just don’t agree with what he’s doing, at all.

As in what? I want to open my own business, but I can’t. Now they’re going to tax me for it, and give my money to the lazy motherfuckers who don’t work, who sit on their ass and basically take rich people’s money. Get the fuck up. There’s class. There’s low class, middle class, high class. I’m a high class bitch and I have my money. I’m not going to give it to people who don’t do shit. Right?

Naomi, 22

Where do you like to go out in New York? Scores.

Other than Scores? I used to be a promoter for Pink Elephant and M2. I also go to Tenjune, 1Oak, and Butter.

Wow, you love the Meatpacking District. I do but you have to know where to go.

What’s the number one spot in the Meatpacking District? Where I work. You get girls, food, and a good time. It’s like a club, not a strip club. Guys can dance, bring girls over, eat dinner, and enjoy themselves. This is not bullshit.

What do you think about the job Barack Obama is doing? I think he’s doing very well, but people expect him to make a miracle in a day. I don’t like what Bush did. He has to make up for 8 years. He hasn’t even had one term yet. I was a political science major, by the way.

Chloe, 26

Where do you like to go out in New York? I just moved here, but I love ‘inoteca on the Lower East Side. The food is amazing and the staff is awesome.

What do you think about the job Barack Obama is doing? How are we rating him? 1 to 10?

Grades, percentage, whatever you want. I’d give him an 8 of 10. I think he’s doing alright. I know he’s getting criticized for a lot of things, but he’s moving slowly but surely in the right direction.

Madison, 21

How long have you been working at Scores? 3 years.

Where do you like to go out in New York? Avenue. It’s good times.

What do you think about the job Barack Obama is doing? I don’t really know anything about it, but I think it’s okay.

Do you think he’s good looking? He’s not my style.

Why not? He’s too tanned.

Frankie, 23

Where do you like to go out in New York? I go to Home, I go to Marquee and definitely Greenhouse, that’s my favorite.

What about restaurants? I like Koi.

What do you think about the job Barack Obama is doing? It hasn’t affected me much. It hasn’t helped me out, besides the fact that I collect unemployment. Since he got elected, my unemployment has increased, and it’s been expanded for nine weeks. But so far, I don’t think any one is good in office, him or McCain, but as far as my situation goes, it’s benefited me.

Athena, 25

How long have you been at Scores? 2 years. First at the East side Scores, but this one is the best.

Where do you like to go out in New York? Pacha definitely is the best because the DJ’s are amazing, and Marquee is one of my favorites.

What do you think about the job Barack Obama is doing? I feel he’s done more than anyone has done in their first 200 days in office.

Did you vote for him? I did, it was the first time I voted. I think he’s trying very hard, and the obstacles surrounding him are making it very difficult.

Anna, 25

How long have you been at Scores? 2 months.

Where do you like to go out in New York? I like Nobu and Greenhouse.

What do you think about the job Barack Obama is doing? I love him.

Why? Because of his smile.

Do you think he’s handsome? Not handsome, but there’s something inside that comes through in his smile.

Christina, 29

How long have you been working at Scores? Off and on for 2 years.

Where do you like to go out in New York? I like going here, and Cielo is amazing.

What do you think about the job Barack Obama is doing? I think he’s a moron and I can’t believe he got accepted in office. I wanted McCain to win, because even though he’s a dick, he knows what he’s doing. Obama says what people want to hear, but that’s not what he’s actually going to do, because he doesn’t even know how to answer questions truthfully.

So you don’t like what you’re seeing? Not at all. Just like I didn’t like what I was seeing from Bush, and I called that out but no one listened.

So if you don’t like Bush or Obama, who did you like? I was a Clinton fan. I cooked for the Clintons. I know Hilary, I know Bill. They’re very cool people.

Where did you cook for them? I cooked for their parties, for Hilary Clinton’s fundraiser. The country was run very well when they were in office, and when I met them, they were straight up people. Bush, I must say, when his father was in office, the country was at war the entire time, and Bush Jr. ran three companies into the ground. So how can he run a country?

What’s Obama’s problem? He’s a moron. I voted for McCain, and I don’t even like McCain. McCain’s an asshole!

You hate Obama that much? I don’t hate him as a person, I just don’t want him running my country. I think there should be a black president, but not Obama.

Is there a black man you think should be president? Will Smith.

Alicia, 27

Where do you like to go out in New York? Greenhouse, Pink Elephant, and Pacha.

What do you think about the job Barack Obama is doing? I voted for him, and I think there were a lot of economic problems before he came, and we should give him at least one term to see what he does. The last president had two terms and he fucked everything up.

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