Snoop Dogg Ready to Get ‘Wet’ at Prince William’s Bachelor Party

The news of Prince William’s engagement to Kate Middleton sparked inevitable comparisons to the late Princess Diana, the infamous curse of one British bishop who predicted that the soon-to-be-married couple’s marriage won’t last more than seven years, and, best of all, rumors that Snoop Dogg is set to provide the entertainment at William’s bachelor party. Sure, Snoop initially seemed an unlikely candidate for the job, but the Doggfather is 100% dedicated to showing William a good time. Yesterday, Snoop released a new track, “Wet,” which is also to be included on his upcoming album Doggumentary Music. He plans to perform “Wet” at Prince William’s bachelor party. “When I heard the royal family wanted to have me perform in celebration of Prince William’s marriage, I knew I had to give them a little something,” Snoop said. “‘Wet’ is the perfect anthem for Prince William or any playa to get the club smokin’.”

We know nothing about Prince William’s ability to “get the club smokin’” but auto-tuned oral sex anthems wouldn’t be our first choice for entertaining British royalty. Just a few months ago, Snoop was finally granted permission to apply for a new U.K. entry visa following a 2006 brawl at Heathrow Airport that resulted in him being banned from the country. Snoop, this new track is the kind of thing that might make the Queen revoke that visa for good.

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