Sasha & Malia Obama Win Critical Susan Sarandon Vote
Finishing school headmistresses be damned! The Obama girls have won the heart of someone mightier than the lot of you combined. That’s right: They’re currently the red delicious of noted FOX News rival Susan Sarandon’s bionic eye. Sarandon says, “They were just lovely, and really smart.” And on their handling of instantaneous fame, she adds, “I don’t think that they seemed particularly fazed [by the attention]. I think that they are going to handle fame fine. It’s not like they have been thrust into the public life overnight. This is certainly bigger, but they seem very grounded.”
In the off-chance the girls seek out general wisdom or tips for planning the proper cross-country journey laced with scandalous run-ins with Brad Pitt, the thesp is quick to add, “I can’t even imagine giving them any advice. I am sure that they have gotten it from their parents.” And when pressed for comment about the Obamas on the whole, Sarandon beams, “The Obamas’ family structure is very tight, and responsible.” When pressed for comment about the Bush girls once upon a former President, Sarandon simply said, “I don’t even pick on the Bush girls.” Make of that what you will.