Porcelain Twinz vs. The Box: Sex Suit Revealed

imageYou may remember the Porcelain Twinz — the sister burlesque act that once performed at The Box in New York until their public falling-out with owner Simon Hammerstein. The Twinz, a.k.a. Heather and Amber Langley, had been threatening legal action due to their summary dismissal and Hammerstein’s alleged discriminatory practices. Well, their lawsuit has officially dropped into the lap of the New York Supreme Court, and it’s … Well, it’s just raunchy. Let’s just say that with all the coke-snorting, fellatio, double penetration, grab-ass, and vadge-grabbing alleged to be going on, it’s little wonder that even Moby doesn’t really want to hang out at The Box anymore. After the jump, a few selected excerpts from the lawsuit, focusing on (some of!) the naughtiest bits. (Or see the full text of the lawsuit here.)

9. Upon information and belief, Plaintiffs arrived at Hammerstein’s apartment on July 9, 2008 and immediately declined Hammerstein’s proffer of powdered cocaine, a narcotic held in tall supply by Hammerstein, as Plaintiffs would soon discover. …

20. Hammerstein enjoined Plaintiffs to “get undressed and come lay down with me.” Plaintiffs hesitated, as they did not wish to be intimate with Hammerstein. However, Plaintiffs felt compelled to accede to Hammerstein’s directive, as he had co-signed the lease on their new apartment.

21. Hammerstein required Plaintiffs to remove their underwear before demanding that they fellate him. Plaintiffs performed as ordered before engaging in oral sex with each at Hammerstein’s direction, while he masturbated. Hammerstein engaged in sexual intercourse with Plaintiff Heather Langley and other sexual acts with Plaintiffs. Plaintiffs thereafter departed in disgust from Hammerstein’s bedroom. …

26. Upon information and belief, Hammerstein provides prime placement within the show at The Box to female performers who are willing to engage in sexual relations with him. One of Plaintiffs’ performances was removed permanently from the schedule without explanation and Plaintiffs emailed Hammerstein to indicate that they would perform fellatio on him if he would put their performance back into the show schedule. Hammerstein responded instantly, indicating only “Done.” …

33. On or about November 6, 2007, Defendants instructed and required Plaintiffs to perform cunnilingus on each other as well as vaginal penetration with simulated phalluses … …

35. As Plaintiffs wished to remain gainfully employed at The Box, they began employing glass dildos in their new act, which Defendants renamed Twincest. While Plaintiffs strove to perform these sexual acts in an elegant and beautiful manner, they remained extremely uncomfortable engaging in actual non-simulated sex with each other …

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