Padma Lakshmi’s Burger Love

imageSo, how do you devour a burger like Top Chef-ette Padma Lakshmi? Simple. (1) For starters, find a stoop to coyly perch on, (2) proceed to unhinge your jaw for the first bite, (3) then snap off a piece of bacon, (4) hike up your skirt, (5) lick your wrist, and (6) finally, proceed to ravish the cow-bits like your life depends on it. Which, given the sorry state of recessionomic romance, it sort of does. Even if it’s a Hardee’s slab of meat. Says the gourmand/actress/sometimes-stoner, “As a teenager, [my friends and I] would always go have burgers.” About the advertisement, she further explains, “I think it’s a beautiful love song to food. I think eating in itself is the act of great sensuality, so all you have to do is point the camera in the right direction.” The whole juicy she-bang follows.

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