How does one get himself banned from OKCupid? Well, hopefully harassment would count as an offense. Or, like, evil murder stuff. Another way of getting kicked off, apparently, is having a hilarious profile in which you make it seem that you might actually be two kids in a long trench coat posing as an adult even though you make it VERY CLEAR that you are not two kids in a long trench coat posing as an adult. Every day is a school day! I’ll get back to you in a few days to see if two puppets in a long trench coat posing as an adult human might get you banned from OKCupid.

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