OKCupid Is Totally Not Cool With Kids in Trench Coats Posing as Adults

How does one get himself banned from OKCupid? Well, hopefully harassment would count as an offense. Or, like, evil murder stuff. Another way of getting kicked off, apparently, is having a hilarious profile in which you make it seem that you might actually be two kids in a long trench coat posing as an adult even though you make it VERY CLEAR that you are not two kids in a long trench coat posing as an adult. Every day is a school day! I’ll get back to you in a few days to see if two puppets in a long trench coat posing as an adult human might get you banned from OKCupid.

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