Morning Links: There’s a Schwarzenegger Love Child, Jennifer Aniston’s Dog Died

● First came reports of “many women,” then came the love child. The Schwarzenegger/Shriver separation might be messier than we thought. [LAT] ● M-Bone of Cali Swag, the rap group who’s hit song, “Teach Me How To Dougie,” has reached even the First Lady, was killed in a drive-by shooting over the weekend. [AP/NYT] ● The tequila company that sponsored the Chateau Marmont event where Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Manson were photographed together would like everyone to know that Lohan wasn’t invited. “I advised Chateau management she wasn’t invited and that it wasn’t a good idea for her to be there, given her history,” said the company’s CEO. [Page Six]

● Jennifer Aniston’s dog, the one who went to therapy for depression and whom she bought a $5 million West Village apartment for, has passed at age 15 (or 73, in dog years). Norman is survived by Dolly, Aniston’s white german shepherd. Jenn’s not totally alone. Not yet. [People] ● Emma Watson is really normal. She’s so down-to-earth, in fact, that she takes her shoes off to relax, even when she’s outside and in Pittsburg! [DailyMail] ● Lucky Anna Wintour daughter Bee Shaffer is moving up in the world, parting ways with her low-level position at CollegeHumor.com and shipping off to L.A., where she’ll work with Glee creator Ryan Murphy. Who’s your mom again? [NYDN]

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