● Someone made a joke on Facebook (and subsequently on CNN’s citizen-sourced iReport) about 13-year-old Rebecca Black being pregnant, luring pro-lifers out to play. [E!] ● Disney applied for trademark on the phrase “Seal Team 6” just two days after Osama Bin Laden was declared dead. Which, theoretically, could mean they are working on a feature starring a team of anthropomorphic sea creatures. More likely, they’ve just jumped the shark. [DailyMail] ● Nick Cannon has confirmed that Roc and Roe were welcomed into this world by a live version of Mariah’s “Fantasy.” “Of course we got to keep our celebrity weirdness up,” said Cannon. [People]

● Truth be told, Earl Sweatshirt would rather you let him free himself. “The only thing I need right now is space,” he tells Kelefa Sanneh in this week’s New Yorker. [New Yorker] ● The stars of Jersey Shore will be relying heavily on Rosetta Stone when they get to Italy, as being able to speak the language will be crucial to maintaining their figures abroad. “I’m very, very scared because I’m trying to lose weight,” says Snooki. “I can’t have pasta everyday!” said Ronnie, who’s first words in the native tongue will be “grilled chicken.” [NYDN] ● Bridesmaids made $24.4 million in the box offices this weekend — not a bad debut for a movie made by a bunch of girls. Of course, though, it was beefy Thor that won the weekend, pulling in $34.5 million. [AP/YAHOO]