● The New York Post made a mistake. Toni Braxton did not actually say: “I have a big-ass house, three cars and I fly first class all around the world. Some say I have the perfect life.” Oops! [NYP] ● “Finally Mylie!” the Miley Cyrus sex doll — complete with “three achy love holes” — sold out in 48 hours. It seems best not to ask too many questions. [The Sun] ● Late last night Britney Spears’ tweeted a link to the video for her new single, “Till The World Ends.” The video looks not unlike “I’m A Slave 4 U,” minus, the awesome dancing. Which is not to say Britney doesn’t try to dance here, just that, well, she doesn’t do it very well anymore. [YouTube]

● The father of Natalie Hershlag, nee Portman, is shopping around his “reproductive thriller,” called Misconception. With Natalie due this summer, the timing seems right. [Observer] ● Are Brad and Angelina adding to their brood? Angelina Jolie showed up in Lybia yesterday with a new line of coordinates inked beneath the six already tattooed on her upper arm to mark the birthplaces of her children. Early investigations suggest the coordinates point to somewhere in Algeria (or, according to InTouch, Oklahoma). Could this mean one more is on the way? [NYDN] ● It sounds like Madonna’s charity is probably in trouble, just maybe not with the FBI. Rumors of the FBI’s engagement with her Raising Malawi and Success For Kids charities, her rep says, “appear to have been grossly exaggerated.” [Sun Times]