Morning Links: Lindsay Lohan Can’t Afford Therapy, James Franco Is Single

● Lindsay Lohan says she can’t afford to pay for her court-ordered psychological treatment. Or, more likely, she’d just rather not have to. [People] ● Painter Lucian Freud, grandson to Sigmund and psychological portraitist extraordinaire, has died at age 88. [NYT] ● No Doubt has called in Major Lazer to the studio, we imagine to show them what the kids these days are listening to while they ready their first album in ten years. [P4K]

● Simon & Schuster is happy to publish Snooki’s second book, this time a novel about “the sexiest summer ever,” because the publishing industry is pretty desperate and her first book sold a ton of copies. [Celebuzz] ● Guys, James Franco is finally single! He blames his inconceivable schedule for his split with longtime girlfriend Ahna O’Reily. “Then I signed up for more school at Yale,” he says. “I think that was it for her.” [NYDN] ● Rohan Marley left his longtime – and expecting! – girlfriend Lauryn Hill and their five children for a Brazilian model, who went on to tweet the news. Is this just a silly game, Lauryn must be asking. [MTO]

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