● There’s a new reality show in the works called H8R, wherein celebrities confront their biggest naysayers. Snooki and Kim Kardashian will be on the first episode, set to air in September. It all sounds therapeutic, almost. [Complex] ● Did Maria Shriver leak details about Arnold’s lovechild to TMZ and the LA Times? TMZ (hm) is reporting yes. [TMZ] ● At Lady Gaga’s parties, we listen to Lady Gaga. When it’s not Lady Gaga’s party, we still listen to Lady Gaga. [Page Six]

● Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Ronnie brought all their baggage to Italy for this season of Jersey Shore. The two have reportedly already gotten into a knock-down style brawl over none other than Sammi Sweetheart. You can take the guido from the Shore, but… [NYDN] ● MTV has chosen their next adolescent group to pillage: the Married Young. Having found success with teen parents, this seems like a logical next step. [THR] ● This time, it was just a bikini top that Lindsay Lohan lost. [E!]