Morning Links: Kanye Goes Back To School, Justin Bieber Grows A Mustache

● Charlie Sheen’s weekend live stream, Sheen’s Korner, was boring and rambling and, frankly, just not “winning.” And so it seems the wayward star is in talks to develop his own show on billionaire Mark Cuban’s cable channel, HDNet. [Yahoo/AP] ● He can talk the talk, but now he wants a diploma too. Kanye West flew to London last week to apply for his Masters in Fashion at Central St. Martins College, a place with which he’s already quite familiar: “Kanye spends a lot of time with fashion students and often hooks up with Central’s arty pupils when he is in London.” Sounds like a shoe-in! [The Sun] ● Miley Cyrus played a mean Justin Bieber and made plenty of bong jokes while hosting SNL. She’s really going to be just fine. [NBC]

● Off with the bangs, in with a mustache! Justin Bieber abstained from shaving for a month in order to show us just how much of a man he is. (“im pumped,” he says.) But if it takes a month to grow a mustache, maybe rethink the approach? [Twitter] ● Nobody will verify anything, but rumor has it that the house of the late Alexander McQueen is set to send Kate Middleton down the aisle. McQueen’s crustaceous shoes could lend a welcome air of youth to what will likely be a fantastically traditional ceremony. [NYDN] ● Kate Moss and Linda Evangelista taught Harvey Weinstein how to smoke in airplane bathrooms, and he liked it so much he told Newsweek it was his favorite mistake (not buying the rights to airport best-seller The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo makes for a close second). [Newsweek] ● And just for fun: Supposedly, Real Housewives of DC White House crasher Tareq Salahi has been crashing at Michael Lohan’s place while his wife (whom Tareq says is addicted only “to love” or maybe “Hershey’s kisses”) and Lohan are off at Celebrity Rehab. Time to head for higher ground. [TMZ]

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