● This years Cannes is a wrap, and Terrence Malick’s The Tree of Life took the Palm d’Or, while Kirsten Dunst earned Best Actress, presumably for her performance at the now infamous Melancholia press conference. [THR] ● Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez shared their most public kiss (on the lips!) yet, after Bieber won Best New Artist at last night’s Billboard Awards. [JustJared] ● When it comes to the ladies — and as we now know, there have been a lot of ladies — “unstoppable womanizer” Arnold Schwarzenegger has been known to aim low, opting for the more “grateful” plain Janes. “The physical is most important to him and he does not want to be upstaged or lose the spotlight in company of a strikingly beautiful woman,” reports the New York Post. Gross. [NYP]

● Oh dear. Russell Brand got himself deported from Japan, leaving Katy Perry weepy alone in her favorite place on earth: “I am so. sad. I brought him all this way to show him my favorite place,” she tweeted. #tokyodreamscrushed. [Katy Perry/Twitter] ● In this day in age, Mischa Barton pictures are posted for reasons of schadenfreude and nothing else, right? [SocialiteLife] ● Princess Beatrice’s Royal Wedding hat sold for $131,341.47 on eBay yesterday, indicating that the going price for an internet meme is astronomically high. [NYDN]