Morning Links: Britney Joins Rihanna on “S&M” Remix, Catholic League Hates On Lady Gaga

● Just twelve hours after Rihanna tweeted about a “#sexy collabo,” we have this: Britney Spears is joining Rihanna on a remix of her “Hit Me Baby…” anthem, “S&M.” Happy Monday, one and all. [Z100] ● Rumor has it that Snooki and the “core members” of the Shore cast have negotiated their per-episode salary up to six figures. As the New York Times points out, Snooki might be worth the extra zeroes. If you are finding this math unsettling, we welcome you to stop watching any time. [EW] ● If Bernie Madoff’s Danielle Steele habit tells us anything, it’s that things might be getting a little lonely in that cell. [Financial Times]

● Dennis Quaid lists cocaine as his most wonderful great mistake. “In the end, it taught me humility,” he told Newsweek. “I really learned to appreciate what I have in this life.” But first, he had to blow it all. Pun, of course, intended. [Newsweek] ● It’s not even out yet, but Catholic groups already hate Lady Gaga’s “Judas” video, wherein she appears as Mary Magdalen. For Bill Donahue, President of The Catholic League For Religious And Civil Rights, it’s not just about hating the blasphemous video, it’s about hating on Lady G herself: “People have real talent, and then there is Lady Gaga. I find Gaga to be increasingly irrelevant.” [The Sun] ● Is this the royal wedding guest list? Amongst those who made the cut are Isabella Anstruther-Gough-Cathorpe, Davina Duckworth-Chad, Shan Legge-Bourke, most of the couple’s exe’s, a yoga teacher, and the Beckhams. [Daily Mail] ● Vanessa Hudgens thinks the internet is just the worst invention ever. “I think it’s ruing everyone and it just makes everybody way too accessible,” she opined. “It just takes away the glamor and mystery from our business.” Sounds like someone’s still mad about those photos… [Oh No They Didn’t]

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