Mischa Barton’s Halloween Fisticuffs
There’s absolutely nothing you can’t not like about this. Mischa Barton dressed up as a peacock on Halloween and was left shrieking with horror when she erroneously stepped on a partygoer’s foot at some nondescript nightclub She also “accidentally” lobbed a cocktail at this reveler’s head, causing him to freak out and hurl a cocktail back at her. Then a row, the type of circumstance you couldn’t conjure on a sartorial soap like Barton’s short-lived Beautiful Life, erupted, and suddenly it was Soapdish all over again, with drink-chuckers coveting the Elisabeth Shue role, violently claiming not to be heinously bitchy like Cathy Moriarty. Chin up, Misch! Your Devil Day was much better than mine, all things considered!
An onlooker neighed to Zombie Radar, “I was standing beside this guy at the bar when Mischa went past us carrying two drinks.The next thing I knew he threw his drink over her back and she turned around and asked him: ‘Did you just throw a drink over me?’ The man responded that the drink was in retaliation for Mischa stepping on his shoe and she threw one of her drinks in his face.” And then, it got ugly! Oh did it ever get ugly! With her feathers ruffled, Misch was squawking and shrieking, maybe saying, “My life is beautiful, dammit!” while she molted and unleashed avian flu wrath on everyone at the bar. More realistically, according to the onlooker, “within a few minutes one of her male friends came over to confront the guy and asked him to step outside. Mischa’s friend left but then he kept coming back every few minutes to complain.”
Suddenly, it was murder on the dancefloor. And both men fought with neither managing to kill the groove. Overzealous bouncers swooped in to kick the instigator out. But that by point, the retaliator had already sustained injuries, like “a gash to his head and his knee was all cut up,” which still doesn’t sound nearly as bad as “having her horribly-scripted CW drama that was axed after a couple episodes.”