Mila Kunis Dumps Macaulay Culkin – Wait, What?
It’s official: Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin are over. But back up a minute – Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin were dating? Are you freaking kidding me? This has got to be one of the greatest mismatches of all time, even more so than when Kunis’s character Jackie from That 70’s Show hitched her star to that hippie Hyde.
Today’s NY Post speculates that Kunis might have dumped Culkin after getting a taste of next-level fame following her Best Supporting Cunnilingus-nominated performance in Black Swan. I call bullshit. She probably dumped him because she remembered that he was that annoying kid from Home Alone, and that he hasn’t done shit with his career since. Then again, perhaps co-star Natalie Portman’s recent engagement and pregnancy inspired Kunis to start getting her act together.