Meet Your New Dream Girl: Robin Marie Potwora
Being a Dream Girl requires certain credentials. It isn’t easy. Look at the special ladies we’ve given Dream Girl status to in the past. You have a French New Wave-loving, independent film-starring pornstar, and a former lingerie model turned cocaine queenpin. Both rare breeds. Well, today is a special day, because we found someone else who easily joins those other ladies in the ranks of being too good to be true. Please give a warm welcome to Robin Marie Potwora, your new Dream Girl.
We came across Robin Marie in our sleep (where else do you meet the girl of your dreams?) via a YouTube video petitioning Glenn Beck to run for president. This means two things. One, that she is politically active, and two, that she’s tech-savvy. Both major scores. She also has enough insight to proclaim that Glenn Beck is our George Washington, meaning her grasp of history is so strong that she has the intellectual fortitude to approach it in new and exciting ways. Also, notice her makeup. Its application proves that Robin does not use mirrors, demonstrating a lack of vanity that we have no choice but to admire. She also has her own website, called Main Street Bites Back. We thought it was going to be dedicated to the best food in small town America, but it turns out it’s more politics. Her one track mind is disappointing, but it doesn’t change the fact that at the 52-second mark of the video below, she proves in one simple look why she is the girl of your dreams. Even if those dreams are nightmares.