● If Will Smith’s fights with producers over the script of Men in Black III stop the movie from being made, can we give him an Oscar for that? [NYP] ● Courteney Cox is having an “emotional affair” with the guy from Cougar Town and David Arquette has already slept with other women, so the question remains: why isn’t this a reality show competition already? [NYDN] ● Gisele Bundchen and her beach bum baby are, without a doubt, the cutest couple of the year. [ONTD]

● “Thank you so much for posting the video of your employees sitting outside of my daughter’s school, because now the entire world can see how creepy and disgusting you are,” blogged tabloid celeb Nicole Richie in horror. [E! Online] ● Mariah Carey did not show up at the Saturday night, Los Angeles portion of Nick Cannon’s birthday. Yes, Nick Cannon’s birthday lasts more than one night. [Page Six] ● But how big is Kim Kardashian’s butt, really? [Animal NY]