● Taylor Momsen may cite Kurt Cobain as an inspiration for her newfound music career, but she stops short of a heroin addiction despite rumors to the contrary. [MTV] ● After an eventful two weeks, Michael Jackson’s children were visited by Los Angeles Child Protective Services to make sure they’re doing all right. [Rpulse] ● What started out as a parody has now become the real thing. The “Slap Chop Rap Remix” will soon be used as a real Slap Chop infomercial. [TMZ]

● Anna Sui’s Gossip Girl-inspired Target clothing line might lose its GG affiliation due to the show’s risqué subject matter. [NYDailyNews] Whoops, not true. [StyleList] ● Despite hanging out on his boat all weekend, Jon Gosselin is not designing a line of kids’ clothing for Ed Hardy. Which makes Gosselin’s BFF status with Christian Audigier all the more puzzling. [US] ● Also, Gosselin’s new girlfriend is quite the hard partier; the 22-year-old liked to dabble in pot, coke, and even snorting Xanax while in college. [Radar]