● U2 and Jay-Z recording a song for Haiti that will so totally kick “We Are the World’s” ass. [BBC] ● Now instead of ‘I Love You,’ say ‘Tweet Me’ with your Valentine’s Day candy. Because that’s better. [URLesque] ● Billy Baldwin has been cast on Gossip Girl as Serena’s erstwhile father. Stephen and Daniel continue looking for work. [E!]

● Because there will come a day when you will need to know how to make a paper penis out of origami, here are directions. [Daily What] ● Because there will come a day when you drop your food on the floor, here’s a chart on how to proceed. [SF Weekly] ● Jersey Shore’s JWOWW now selling her ‘famous shirt’—that looks like a hula hoop to cover one’s nipples—in multiple colors. [JWOWW]