Links: Sarah Jessica Parker Won’t Get Naked; MacGruber Will Get Really Nude

● Sarah Jessica Parker insists, “You don’t want to see me topless.” Let’s just listen to the woman. [HuffPo] ● Shia LaBeouf won’t stop talking trash about the movies that made him a star, including Transformers and the latest Indiana Jones. Next, he’ll be describing Megan Fox without makeup. [Page Six] ● Justin Bieber is nominated for a BET Award. That is, a Black Entertainment Award. [People]

● Will Forte is willing to suffer for his upcoming MacGruber film — or at least make everyone else suffer. A full set of nudie pics have “leaked” to the internet, keeper of all nudie pics. [Celebuzz] ● A drag queen doing a spot-on Chloë Sevigny impression is worth a thousand vintage tees. [Vulture] ● Always a fan of comebacks, John Travolta had one more in him: he and his wife Kelly Preston are expecting a child. [NYDN] ● Jonathan Rhys Meyers, who recently unleashed a drunken tirade before boarding a United flight, has checked himself into rehab for alcohol abuse. Doesn’t being Irish get you a free pass? [Betty Confidential via People]

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