Links: Sandra Bullock Really Does Have a Secret Baby; Katie Holmes to Play Jackie O

● Sandra Bullock’s bombshell secret adoption is a real life plot twist, or complete resignation to the fact that as a star, your life is now more your art than your art is your art, even if you were in Speed. [People] ● The paper of record dives in — carefully and without profanity — to the relationship between rap music and Magnum condoms. Now your father “gets it.” [NYT] ● Pictures from the Jersey Shore casting session belong in National Geographic. [TMZ]

● A new mini-series will cast Katie Holmes as American icon Jackie Kennedy, which, in some roundabout way, improves Suri’s chances to become a senator someday. [HuffPo] ● The day when your failed attempt to make fish sticks becomes a gossip item you’ve officially become Jessica Alba. [Page Six] ● Fearing a boycott because of a new immigration law, Arizona Ice Tea is stressing its New York roots. [Daily Intel]

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