Links: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Ruining ‘Twilight’; Sean Penn to Anger Management

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart reportedly had a “massive blow-up” on the set because of Rob’s love for a London burlesque club. One trillion twelve-year-old girls will soon Google “burlesque” before stabbing their Bella dolls in effigy. [Page Six] ● Playboy‘s 2010 Playmate of the Year, Hope Dworaczyk, will appear as a 3-D centerfold, but sans smell-o-vision, because no one buys a magazine for the scent of plastic fumes and concealer. [Gizmodo] ● Jay-Z and Betty White may have gotten “frisky.” [Vulture]

● Sean Penn was ordered to anger management classes for kicking a photographer and breaking his camera, but it might have just been method acting for when he plays Russel Crowe. [TMZ] ● How often do you find yourself asking, “What happened to N.W.A.’s crew?” Truly a dream-haunting query. [L.A. Weekly] ● Rihanna failing miserably at the Moonwalk makes sense and at least means she’s not spending time with Chris Brown. [Wonderwall]

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