● The eldest Jackson, Rebbie, is not too keen on Joe Jackson pushing MJ’s kids into a new reality show, saying that Michael “would spin in his grave” at the idea. [FoxNews] ● Penelope Cruz will play a supporting role in the Sex and the City sequel; she’ll be a sharp-dressed banker who gets up close and personal with Mr. Big. [People] ● The Child Labor Coalition would like to have a word with Pamela Anderson after she was seen at the Hollywood Style Awards with a child trailing behind her carrying her train. [theSuperficial]

● Perma-bachelor George Clooney says he has plans to adopt, but he’s going for Brad Pitt’s kids — “I owe him a few!” [JustJared] ● Keanu Reeves is not the father of any of Karen Sala’s children. Sala wanted major bank, claiming that the actor was the father of at least one of them. [TMZ] ● Chris Pine will follow in the footsteps of Harrison Ford, Alec Baldwin, and Ben Affleck by taking over the Jack Ryan franchise. [OKMag]