Links: Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Smell, Jeremy London’s Fake Ordeal

● Mariah Carey’s new fragrance, “Lollipop Bling,” is inspired by her husband Nick Cannon. It smells like Nickelodeon Gak, underachievement, and emasculation. [People] ● There is only one bad review of Toy Story 3. It goes, in part, like this: “Transformers 2 already explored the same plot to greater thrill and opulence.” Obviously. [Slashfilm] ● Actors are worried they won’t get work if IMDb continues to list their ages. Betty White says “buzz off.” [HuffPo]

● Jeremy London, who claims he was kidnapped and forced to take drugs, may be making the whole thing up, possibly to counter his own irrelevance. The entire case is like Scooby-Doo, the reality show. [Celebuzz] ● Kanye West is being questioned for details surrounding the shooting of notorious rap mogul Suge Knight, who ended up with a busted leg at one of Kanye’s parties. If any rapper knows nothing about guns, it’s the one who samples showtunes. [Page Six] ● The porn version of Avatar, created by Hustler, will be in 3-D. Up next: an audience splash zone. [MNN]

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