● The socialite Lydia Hearst is all set to star in Dogs in Pocketbooks, based on “a spoiled brat prone to alcohol and cocaine binges, reckless driving, failed rehab attempts, career-ending partying and ruthless hangers-on” — a.k.a. Lindsay Lohan’s life — though the real Mommy Dina is threatening to sue. [TMZ] ● Justin Timberlake received Harvard University’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals Man of the Year award, which is not — believe it or not — the same as an Oscar. [Popeater] ● Reese Witherspoon is engaged to Jim Toth, while Jake Gyllenhaal and Ryan Phillippe high-five and are like, “Haha, who?” [Us Weekly]

● The dude who owns the famed Miley Cyrus salvia bong is resisting encouragement to sell it “for at least a couple grand” because it has “sentimental value.” Bro. [TMZ] ● Speaking of bongs, an interviewer asked Jeff Bridges if he was high while accepting his Oscar last year. He giggled. Then he said, “No, man. No, no, I wasn’t high. No, man, no! Oh God. No, no, no, no.” [Vulture] ● Steve Hirsch, head of notorious porn company Vivid Entertainment, claims that if he came into possession of a Demi Lovato sex tape he would “give it back to her or destroy it” because he is a recovering addict too. [TMZ]