● After two failed drug tests, a judge issued an arrest warrant for Lindsay Lohan and revoked her probation, scheduling a Friday hearing to decide her fate. [HuffPo] ● Mad Men‘s Elisabeth Moss has filed for divorce from her husband, SNL star Fred Armisen, who may have upset Moss by not being a Scientologist or Don Draper. [ET] ● Spencer Pratt shaving his beard should have been directed by Wes Craven. [Celebuzz]

● Katy Perry’s boobs stopped by Sesame Street to teach Elmo all about motorboating. Like, toy boats! Model boats! You know. [Vulture] ● Hayden Panettiere will play Amanda Knox, the American girl convicted of murder while studying abroad in Italy. In a twist, Panettiere is best known for shampoo commercials. [Deadline] ● Kanye West will appear on the October 2 episode of Saturday Night Live, where they will tell jokes all night about Taylor Swift and the time he said, “Fuck SNL and the whole the cast.” [Movieline]