● Lil Wayne’s probation states that he must go three years without alcohol – his welcome home party at a strip club, which had 48 bottles of champagne paid for before anyone even walked in the door, must’ve been difficult. [TMZ] ● Lily Allen, just after announcing her second miscarriage, has been hospitalized with septicaemia, a “potentially lethal blood poisoning condition.” [Us Weekly] ● There are no naked pictures of Emma Watson on the internet, so leave her alone. [Daily Mail]

● Miley Cyrus, 17, was spotted drinking beer in Spain, where the drinking age is 18, but Spanish authorities insist the drinking age is no big deal. Neither are the paparazzi or parents! [TMZ] ● Katy Perry does not plan on posing for Playboy because she likes to tease. “I’m like a burlesque girl,” she said, but with fireworks and whipped cream shooting out of her chest. [People] ● The Situation has a sleazy brother, believe it or not. [Page Six]