Links: Kanye West Nude Photos Coming, Lauren Conrad Is Almost Back on TV

● Kanye West warned us this would happen, word for word, but now it’s nearly a reality: girls he met on MySpace are shopping naked pictures of him, which allegedly exist in great numbers. Something something supply and demand, or: sell while they’re hot. [Radar] ● Angelina Jolie is in talks to star in James Cameron’s 3D version of Cleopatra. If it happens before the end of the world it will surely speed up the apocalypse process. [Deadline] ● Dane Cook’s half-brother embezzled millions of dollars from the popular comedian. Some might call him a hero. [People]

●  Lauren Conrad’s new reality show starts filming next week. Growing up on Laguna Beach and blossoming on The Hills, it’s like her life has literally been on pause since her departure from MTV. Be patient, America – she’s coming home. [US Weekly] ● Lady Gaga buying up her back catalog of music may seem like nothing more than a shrewd business move, but really it’s about self-expression and loving yourself, Little Monsters. [Celebuzz] ● Katy Perry and Russel Brand’s “secret” wedding is in a few weeks in India. Just so you know. [Page Six]

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