Links: Jon Gosselin’s Dinky Junk Scores Dinky Offer; Angelina Jolie Wants a Little Boy

● Jon Gosselin’s offer from Playgirl — for “more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot” — was, um, a low-ball offer tied to the size of his equipment. [HuffPo] ● Linsday Lohan’s hands look like they belong to a nasty old man. Homeless, too. [Dlisted] ● The ever-sensitive and in touch Eliot Spitzer said he had sex with a prostitute because a real affair would hurt his wife. [Time]

● Celebrity tabloids are accidentally igniting conversations about gender norms by wondering why Angelina Jolie is dressing little Shiloh like a boy. [Life & Style] ● A British court heard lurid tales of a man’s disgusting porn collection including photos of someone having sex with a dead squid. Keep this man off Chatroulette! [The Sun] ● She picked this one up in ladies prison: an editor from Martha Stewart Living was bit in the face by Stewart’s appropriately named dog Sharkey. [Jezebel]

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