● Spencer Pratt has risen to a new level of d-baggery by legally changing his name to “King Spencer Pratt.” [Us] ● Christina Aguilera doesn’t believe in dieting — mostly because she can’t stop eating –so instead of putting down the ice cream, the singer works off every bad thing she eats. [Showbizspy] ● Jon Gosselin has joined Twitter, therefore cutting out the middleman (a.k.a the tabloids) in updating civilians on every inane moment of his life. [Twitter]

● Halle Berry is pregnant with her second child, a “miracle baby” conceived with gorgeous boyfriend and model Gabriel Aubry through artificial insemination. [LifeandStyle] ● MTV will be reinventing Michael J. Fox’s iconic and campy movie Teen Wolf. [ComingSoon] ● When not working on her spray-tan line or doing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on her acting career, Lindsay Lohan is watching the ever-popular True Blood. [Extra]